The Hangover
Script Snippet

Satan offers Winnie a seat on the couch, which he reluctantly takes.
Satan sits  at the opposite end.

                    SATAN
          Now, uhhh, consider this if you will: God's
          supposed to be perfect, right?

                    WINNIE
          Yes?

                    SATAN
          And God created everything, right?

                    WINNIE
          Uh-huh...

                    SATAN
          Well, if he's so perfect then why am I allowed
          to exist?

                    WINNIE
          You?

                    SATAN
          That's right, me.  Satan.  Beelzebub.  The Fallen
          Angel.  The Lord of the Flies.

Satan pauses to remove a fly from his mouth and flick it on the floor.

                    SATAN
          If God's so saddle-up perfect, how come he lets me
          hang around and torment people?

                    WINNIE
          You exist to facilitate free choice.

                    SATAN
          What?