Shemp For Victory
Script Snippet

Amber writes on her clipboard:"Batch 8: makes people look different."
She looks up, sees Mark reaching into a box of Apple Jacks.

                    AMBER
          Hey!  Not during the trials!

Mark looks at the box as Amber separates Batch 8 into separate photo
film containers.

                    MARK
          What if they made Apple Jacks with
          something besides apples?

                    AMBER
          Smell this.

She proffers batch 9.  He sniffs.

                    MARK
          Nah.  Nothing.  What if they made
          them with pork?

Amber is scribbling again.

                    AMBER
          "Pork Jacks?"

                    MARK
          Yeah, I guess you're right. Nobody'd buy
          anything called Pork Jacks. I guess...
          they could just make them with pork but
          still call them Apple Jacks, I mean it's
          not like they really taste like apples
          as it is.