Postal Caverns

Email delivery in Phrenopolis is handled by the postal monkeys, who race back and forth at amazing speed (amazing for monkeys, that is) in a naturally occuring but uncannily useful series of caverns beneath the city. Each monkey has three heads, an innovation which allows them to work twenty-four hours a day and still get plenty of sleep.

Postal Directory

Mail about consulting/writing/design gigs:
Inquiries about art sales/shows/what have you:
Maximegalomporium customer service:
To subscribe to the Poem of the Week:
To unsubscribe from the Poem of the Week:
Anything else, use: and it will get where it needs to go.