A note from curator and head hatchet Dave Grossman:

Most years around Halloween time I am compelled by forces unknown to carve pumpkins in grisly situations, which I set out for the entertainment of my neighbors. Well, here in the Big Tangled Web we're all neighbors, and a picture lasts a lot longer than a pumpkin does. Welcome to...

The Pumpkin House of Horrors

1996: Baby Beset by Flies

1996: Parasitic Twin and Vomit Pumpkin

Note: "Death Panel," "Playing in Traffic," "Oral Surgery," "Cannibal," and "Home Botox" are available on greeting cards or postcards at the Schwagatorium! (Your source for Phrenopolis touristy merchandise. More to follow.)