The Pumpkin House of Horrors

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I was at the pumpkin patch and this pumpkin had an indentation in the center that suggested the whole concept. Bonus that an apple fit perfectly under the stem and secured itself with no extra effort. I had the arrow in the garage already, from my high school flirtation with archery.

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Vintage: 2022 Tell Junior

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Numb from the waist down
Found in the sofa cushions
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