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Trim the fat for no reason
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Once upon a time at Poetry Central Headquarters: The Big Grunt
The Pumpkin House of Horrors
I was at the pumpkin patch and this pumpkin had an indentation in the center that suggested the whole concept. Bonus that an apple fit perfectly under the stem and secured itself with no extra effort. I had the arrow in the garage already, from my high school flirtation with archery.