The Pumpkin House of Horrors

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Hi, can I breathe on you? I didn't intend to do anything topical but then there was this really pale pumpkin with a protrusion on it in the approximate shape of a facemask. (Those protrusions never show up well on camera, but apparently I never learn.)

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Vintage: 2020 2020

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Random Haiku:

Numb from the waist down
Shampoo AND conditioner
Lazy selection

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