Today's weather:ironic
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Explicitly vague Hairier than you might think The president's ear
We grew this pumpkin in the backyard and it didn't turn out that well, but its shortcomings were inspiring.
Vintage: 2015 Tooth Decay
Two eggs, well beaten Tripping over novelty Sharks have shiny teeth