The Pumpkin House of Horrors

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This was the one where the neighbors started to ask questions.

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Vintage: 2000 Torn Apart by Wild Dogs

Today's weather:
smug

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Random Haiku:

All problems are nails
Brighter than you would expect
Never say diet

Once upon a time at Poetry Central Headquarters:
Do the Math