The Pumpkin House of Horrors

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I think technically these are all gourds, not pumpkins. How'd they get in here? Also, if I remember correctly, they were quite hard, and consequently difficult to carve. Don't try this at home.

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Vintage: 2012 The Yolk's On You

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