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Once upon a time at Poetry Central Headquarters: Lone Bone
The Pumpkin House of Horrors
Hi, can I breathe on you? I didn't intend to do anything topical but then there was this really pale pumpkin with a protrusion on it in the approximate shape of a facemask. (Those protrusions never show up well on camera, but apparently I never learn.)