Today's weather:ill-conceived
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Scarcer than hen's teethSomeone stole the candlestick Take that, you rascal
We grew this pumpkin in the backyard and it didn't turn out that well, but its shortcomings were inspiring.
Vintage: 2015 Tooth Decay
A fate worse than death Hairier than you might think Fork in the outlet